March 2009
3 posts
AIG death threats →
Mondale said that the precedents of abuse of vice presidential power by Cheney...
– via minnpost
Scientists discover the brain's 'G-spot' →
oh p.s., g stands for god!
February 2009
13 posts
priceless.
Twittering while Rome burns. →
Social websites harm children's brains: Chilling... →
“Sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Bebo are said to shorten attention spans, encourage instant gratification and make young people more self-centred.”
It’s an anonymous but age-appropriate public domain Internet penis,” said Adam...
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(via NYT)
Petition to Boycott Kellogg's for Treatment of...
To: Kellogg’s Corporation
Whereas…
1) Kellogg’s is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler’s Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg’s...
Ben and Jerry's and George
Before the election, Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama. For George W. they they asked for suggestions from the public. Here are some of their favorite responses: - Grape Depression - The Housing Crunch - Abu Grape - Cluster Fudge -Nut’n Accomplished - Iraqi Road - Chock ‘n Awe - WireTapioca - Impeach Cobbler - Guantanmallow - imPeachmint -...
January 2009
13 posts
To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland) →
Bush's Depressing Goodbye Party: One Staffer Gets... →
How Big Is Obama's Package? →
Al Roker In Vegas: “I’ve Been Doing Jello Shooters With Ann Coulter”
God help us all.
You Are Being Lied to About Pirates →
the failure of the parachute suit... →
December 2008
15 posts
I THOUGHT OBAMA WOULD GET ME LAID. →
Bush had just finished his prepared remarks in which he said the security agreement was made possible by the U.S. surge of troops earlier this year, whhen the journalist, Muthathar al Zaidi pulled his shoes off and hurled them at the president. “This is a goodbye kiss, you dog,” Zaidi shouted.
illinois FTW!
prop 8: the musical
Ani DiFranco played a sold out concert Saturday, Nov. 29 at Babeville, home of Righteous Babe records. Fans were clearly thrilled to have her back in Buffalo for the performance. During the show Ani introduced the crowd to a new tune she wrote upon the election of Barak Obama, “November 4, 2008”
November 2008
12 posts
The Plan
by Jack Handey
The plan isn’t foolproof. For it to work, certain things must happen:
—The door to the vault must have accidentally been left open by the cleaning woman.
—The guard must bend over to tie his shoes and somehow he gets all the shoelaces tied together. He can’t get them apart, so he takes out his gun and shoots all his bullets at the knot. But he misses. Then he just lies down on...
This. Fucking. Election. →